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on Fri Dec 11 06:12:31 2009, L hummed the following to the tune of 'I Touch Myself'
Yeah, it is the time of year for Christmas presents
on Sat Dec 5 00:55:33 2009, Kelly led an outraged mob of communist howler monkies, chanting
All sorts of weirdos around here. Me, I just stumbled here from an internet search for vagina sweaters.
on Sun Nov 22 17:36:51 2009, Lonnie led an rabid mob of marxist highwaymen, chanting
Dena! Wow =)
no way
on Tue Nov 17 17:17:58 2009, dena ...from a while back. produced ancient clay tablets bearing the words
Oh look, the Magic Peace Farm still exists! My day is made better already.
on Mon Nov 16 20:04:31 2009, L channeled the wisdom of Frank
Classy
Halloween
on Sun Nov 8 06:38:38 2009, Blossom allegedly belched the words

seattle metro
on Sun Nov 8 03:51:23 2009, j boomed intensely
Je wandered to a window this morning and saw a Metro bus chugging by with an advertisement: Yes, Virginia, there is no God.

And a picture of Santa Claus. He used to bring me chocolate coins--change I can believe in.
on Mon Oct 5 09:22:36 2009, J exclaimed sarcastically
I was sitting on the bus, muttering to myself, when a roving gang of raccoons fined me a turban for the Anglican Church sarcastically.
on Fri Sep 25 04:41:43 2009, L hired a team of baby seals
A Google Image Search for "young jimmy carter" yields this:

Our society has jumped the shark...
on Thu Sep 24 02:38:32 2009, L was fined a get-out-of-jall-free card by the NRA for uttering the words
Government of the People
on Sun Sep 20 18:20:29 2009, Tyrone fathomed glibly
Did you know that if the first Amendment ever to be proposed as part of the Bill of Rights (benchmarking the Congressional House representation at one representative for every 30,000 citizens) was ratified way back in the day, today we'd have a House of Representatives with almost 10,000 members. Now that's what you call a beaurocratic cluster-fuck.
on Fri Aug 21 07:32:53 2009, J thundered wrathfully
It's too bad manatees are so tasty. Tasty manatees don't mean a thing. Oh you tasty manatees.
on Mon Jul 27 03:51:27 2009, L bequeathed unto us some wisdom
I'm pretty sure that the crowd will disperse when you haul a manatee carcass up onto the beach and start to clean it.

And that's the great thing about our club!

Well, one of the great things. There are so many!
Re: Swimming
on Sat Jul 25 17:19:30 2009, Tyrone lectured intensely
I am not going swimming because it is so hot here that the beaches and swimming pools are so packed with people, there is quite possibly a high risk of drowning. Besides, I am 100% dense. That's right, I am completely non-buoyant. I am a living black-hole.
Yeah, okay
on Sat Jul 25 07:01:04 2009, J translated from the original Etruscan
For the cause of hunting manatees, rum or no rum I'm going swimming!
Re: Manatees
on Fri Jul 24 23:24:25 2009, Shaft posited sarcastically
I'm in. Is it possible that the club only hunt them from tropical islands that have rum distilleries, white sand beaches and beautiful coral reefs? Thank You.
secret manatee eating club
on Wed Jul 22 03:23:41 2009, L bequeathed unto us some wisdom
hai guys,

I am starting a club that secretly hunts and eats manatees*. Who wants in?




* due to budget cuts and an aversion to federal prisons, no manatees will actually be hunted or eaten. But it's still the charter purpose of the club.
hax
on Sat Jul 18 17:37:37 2009, L hummed the following to the tune of 'I Will Always Love You'
Yes, there was an incident involving a hacker. Had to nuke the server from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
Nice
on Sat Jul 18 17:18:01 2009, Tyrone read the following from a Ouija board
Hooray it's back!
Play now Comrade.
on Mon Jun 22 19:23:55 2009, Tyrone spouted consummately
You must play these games now. Gamers of the world unite!

http://www.15kop.ru/
on Mon Jun 22 00:19:51 2009, L was fined three fingers by the NRA for uttering the words
ain't that the truth
Where you At?
on Tue Jun 16 01:37:50 2009, Tyrone boomed angrily
Where is the Magic Peace Farm these days? We gots ta do something with this site.
on Tue Jun 9 08:05:56 2009, Williamsburg Hipster insinuated wrathfully
Maaan, I got cut off.
Mr. Cheney the Saint
on Tue Jun 2 18:07:51 2009, Tyrone evangelized glibly
In talking about terrorists and Guantanamo Bay, Cheney said, "You know, if you don't have a place where you can hold these people the only other option is to kill them. And we don't operate that way."

No we don't operate that way Mr Vice President. We could never be THAT kind. We operate in the idea that making people think we are going to kill them over and over again. Now that is the way to be pure evil.
Pabst
on Thu May 28 00:22:52 2009, Tyrone boasted incomprehensibly
Yes Pabst. The beer of choice for this unemployed guy.
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